Pork Fu fighting!

 

 

Everybody was Pork-fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they ate with expert timing

 

Theywere funky muslim kids men from funky cambridge
They were choosing gammon and chomping on down

It's an ancient muslim art and the dinner lady knew her part
From a chip into a slip, and pork from the plates

 

Everybody was Pork-fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning

In fact it was a littlebit frightning
But they ate with expert timing

 

There was funky mohamed ali and little Aisha B
she said here comes the dinner boss, lets get gammon

We took a plate and made a nod, started chopping with the hand
The gammon made me skip now dinner ladys on the skip

 

Everybody was Pork-fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they ate with expert timing

 

(repeat)..make sureyou have expert timing
Pork-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning

 

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2013-08-01/dinner-lady-sacked-for-serving-pork-to-a-muslim-pupil/