The Rapealo (as in gruffalo)

One fine sunny day, representatives of the BBC, Police, Parliament, Judiciary and Monarchy were all gathered in the woods to discuss what a wonderful country they were creating.

Just as they started slapping each other on the back, a beautiful blond teenage girl appeared.

‘Have you seen the RAPELO?’ she asked ‘He is a gang of black men who kidnapped, tortured, raped and executed me, and I want the same justice as everyone else’.

As she finished saying those words, another beautiful teenage girl appeared, and she also asked all those wise men and women if they had seen the RAPEALO.

‘He is a gang of muslim men, they gave me food, cigarettes, drugs, alcohol, and then they raped me, passed me around their friends who also raped me, and then they killed me, my body has never been found, and I too want the same justice as everyone else’.

Then as that girl finished many, many more young teenage girls appeared.

‘HAVE YOU SEEN THE RAPEALO’ they asked in unison.

The wise men and women from the BBC, Judiciary, Police, Parliament and Monarchy got up. They appraoched all the gathered teenagers and said.

‘With their Islamic faith
or their darker face
When they rape white girls
It’s not because of their race’

And they moved even closer to the girls, until they were right in front of them, and they bent down to look them in the eye, and continued.

“Children - don't you know there is no such thing as a RAPEALO’

‘Well what do you call that’ Some of the braver girls asked, pointing behind the wise ones to smoke that was rising into the air. The girls looked closer and they could see flames, and they knew London was burning, and they looked closer and they could see an old white man lying dead on the street.

But the wise ones did not turn round, instead they spoke amongst themselves for a few moments and then some people from the Police came forward to arrest those girls for intolerance offences.